Stretch the truth

All I wanna do is be a Man of few words and own a Calme mobile before a Blackberry Storm.

This is my night

Proxy Kim Campbell says the Dead Zone is created by San Jose Earthquakes. Now don't "Shock the monkey eating high on the hog"

Proxy Vivien Leigh says Gimme Shelter.

Hollywood husbands from Philadelphia Eagles fiddle while Rome burns

Live and let die says Skydome. There's just one job I wanna really really do. I wanna live.

Atlanta Thrashers say it is better to give than to receive.

Pittsburgh Penguins say the Road to Avonlea is Hell in a bucket.

The Green Hornet Guinan gets to the Phoenix Suns.

Gandhi Jayanti is a fatal attraction so don't go and take any wooden nickels.

Jodie Foster in Cold Blood Crazy on you.

Rock Steady Bad Company.

A house is not a home. Calling Nono Gundecha.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions Priyanka Kadam.

Bosom buddy, you said a mouthful Pentagon

Aadukalam and Rajamanikyam, Cock and Bull Story Channel Tunnel, I wasn't born yesterday.

Proxy Gim Geringer from Wyoming says Fire and Water are good servants but bad masters.

Presidential Elections Paranoid.

The Sixth Sense Titanic

Hina Sid, Finish what you started

The check is in the mail Avinash Serrao.

Proxy Sir Charles Tupper says he is Dr Zhivago. I say he is a Bare faced Liar.

Listen to the warm, nutty as a fruit cake.

Russian Missile Hit on MH17 is a blessing in disguise and if worse comes to worse, Russia will be the goat amongst the men who stared at goats.

St. Louis Rams says take a picture / filter
There

There...

So here's the picture I like.

Ironman Astrophysics

Proxy Cirroc Lofton says Good Riddance to bad rubbish like Sweet Valley High.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch says get while the gettins good.

Pakistan has No Diggity

Proxy Jeri Ryan says  a picture is worth a thousand words

So there, a picture of a famous painting. "The Scapegoat"

Best of both worlds / Van Halen

There are Leopards on the move in Borivali National Park. Helter Skelter.. Run Circles around.

So a Magical Mystery Tour to the Borivali National Park must be avoided like the plague.

The Thumb Drive from the Johnson Space Center says Holy Water and that I have to know which side my bread is buttered on.

Road to Avonlea who do you love... stretch the truth.

Candid camera says proxy Meryl Streep.

Proxy Seattle Pilots talk about the Malaysian aircraft that was shot down yesterday and exclaim Bang and Blame.... must have been a Meteoroid! Russia, don't bite the hand that feeds you!. Seize the moment McCain! The Fast and Furious Russia. Not what it's cracked out to be! When you are stubborn as a mule Russia who will save your soul?

Proxy Don Ameche says Preserve and Protect  Indiana Pacers and don't get your shorts all bunched up. Where there is life there is hope!

The Russian Spy Game Chip away the stone, for the Chinese, who lost people on MH370 of the same airlines, it must have felt like a new year with Russia aligning with them in a symbolic manner! You make me wanna say Bye Bye! Love Godmanenzoferrari, you  are too much of a good thing! Priyanka Kadam Love me two times, Remember, Edelweiss, Edelweiss, every morning you greet me, Edelweiss, Edelweiss, you look happy to meet me, Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow, bloom and grow forever, Edelweiss, Edelweiss, bless my homeland forever. Welcome with open arms Major Qualification Project.  

Time waits for no man

Ode to my family The Gift.

Antiques Roadshow Journey to Ixtlan

Get your act together.

Air-Tel Communication Breakdown. Hold the fort.

Proxy Laura Bush from Nairobi Kenya says Beverly Hills Cop

Diane Keaton says Opposites Attract.

Hina Sid, Make no bones about it, Don't take any wooden nickels

~Time waits for no man.

Forever Man

Varsity Blues.... It's not worth the paper it is written on Wonder Woman.

Proxy Lieutenant Commander Tuvok says doing the Actuarial Science Qualification, the Indian version for it is like watching Chicken Run in the first hour of study, watching Baywatch in the second hour of study and watching Quantum Leap in the third hour of study, after which, meals and matches at Manchester United Cafe and Bar is the way things ought to be.Can't live with them can't live without them.

~ Forever Man

Through the grapevine

Proxy The Terminator says PHD Economics should be your goal so chase a Masters in Economics. Goes onto say that we are in Gods hands and therefore we need to Shock the Monkey.

There is a function I need to attend in the morning so I will be back at one at Quark's Place.

Proxy Emil Jennings says in C.N. Jayadevan's case Enough is Enough.

Another proxy says the grass is greener on the other side of Corona Borealis and that these are Glory Days  and that Pentagon follow me down and asks me to promise I'll be there and says the Saturday Night Special  is one thing I can promise you and goes on to say the handwriting is on the wall that I need to be an FAS in Actuarial Science in seven years time.

All heard through the grapevine

Two is company, three is crowd

Ahh Morning breakfast and Return to Paradise.

Priyanka Kadam I am Shattered Bye Bye Love.  Archana Mehendale when was the last time you were in Kathmandu.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Revenge is sweet .

The Unconquered Memories of Midnight Maximum Overdrive Rohan Misra.

Proxy Marie Dressler of sub-team Carolina Hurricanes says Puja Nair is a Gold Dust Woman.

Chikku and Prakashettan's son need to read this book

There is honour among thieves.

If the shoe fits wear it

Speak softly and carry a big stick Phd Economics Chartered Accountancy and put your best foot forward.

Proxy Equuleus Spock says what you don't know can't hurt you.

No man can serve two masters says proxy Timon of Athens.

The more things change the more they remain the same says proxy Meryl Streep

Ninad Narkhede, I think I'm in love here, there and everywhere, because you loved me like a bull in a china shop.

~Two is company, three is crowd.

Don't get your shorts all bunched up

Proxy Colm Meaney starts my evening by saying Long Live CIA.

Proxy Gary Locke from sub-team Colorado Rockies says Hina Sid is Hot for a Teacher and exclaims "Oh, Pretty Woman, this is Just between you and me.

Hina Sid, Children should be seen not heard.

Hina Sid, these are Mind Games.

Proxy Jennifer Jones says "Everything's Hunky-Dory, Discretion is the better part of valour, Vanished into thin air"

About Proxy Doctor Zhivago, Proxy Timon of Athens say "Dirty Laundry  Day late and a Dollar short"

Proxy Queen Guinevere says I am missing everything but the girl and Proxy Jerry Maguire says You're my best friend.

Father, this is your son Gopal, Father this is your son Gopal... collecting Nutmegs on the farm day in and day out with our Naked Eye are Cruel Shoes

Proxy Princess Daisy says She is tighter than the bark on a tree and that it's been a Hard Days Night in USA.

Proxy Mike Foster says my dad is Racking his brain and that Arun Ghosh has had a Reversal of fortune.

Half the battle is won if you leave no stone unturned.

Every mother's son should visit Guruvayur Temple in Thrissur, my hometown, Kerala, once all alone and eat your heart out eating Dosas at Elite Restaurant Guruvayur and Scream All by themselves.

Starfleet Intelligence says "Don't get your shorts all bunched up"

Get your act together Sheetal Jamdade.

Fairweather friend don't hit a man when he is down. Big Daddy preach to the choir that I am not ill.

Sheetal Jamdade Get a leg up on Darth Maul Central Intelligence Agency sub-team Oakland Raiders CIA. A passage to India, The grass is always greener on the other side.

A face that only a mother could love the colour of money.

One man's junk is another mans treasure.

It happened at the World's Fair.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Payload Bay don't throw caution to the wind. Let it be, the whole kit and caboodle.

~ Strutter Kiss

Slow but sure

Proxy Don Ameche says Taming of the shrew Hina Sid. Then he says for Navratri you should have a theme like Men in Black. And that the Feast of Immaculate Conception should have American Pie in it. American Pie or Murphy Brown Hina Sid. Hither and Yon. It can happen yes. I feel it in my bones.

Then he says, in the Walk of Life  you would be Pleading Guilty to many events similar to the Colorado Avalanche.

Proxy John Mills comments Snowblind and proxy Helen Hayes says "I try". Goes on to say "Put a brass NOCker on the barn door" "The Hindu Ramblin Gamblin Man". A friend to all is a friend to none. Play the game tonight.

Proxy Anne Revere says "Dearly Beloved"  "Join Together / The Who" Territorial Army behind the music.

It's a labour of love, Parker Lewis can't lose.

"The Stand" Hina Sid is a TV Miniseries leading to Strange Currencies. "What Women Want Earth Day" This I promise you.

Only the good die young says Proxy Levi Parsons Morton.

In Meherburzin Irani, I've seen all good people, Yes

The Last Enchantment Priyanka Kadam, Learn to Fly

A post by Bloodline

Proxy Thomas Andrews Hendricks from Olympia, Washington says "You are only as old as you feel". Then he goes on to give us this cowboy song "Oye Como Va / Santana" Then he asks me to Make the Grade with another peak  beauty song. Which I do with "Tequila Sunrise / The Eagles" After listening to this song, I sincerely felt I was off the deep end. Who wouldn't, on listening to such a wonder hit.

Proxy Spiro Theodore Agnew says the Achilles Heel Beat around the bush is "Sledgehammer / Peter Gabriel". After listening to Sledgehammer I felt that I need to Fill The Bill and be a Sledgehammer. Moving on to another song which is Nutty as a Fruit Cake is "You want this / Janet Jackson".

Proxy William Lyon Mckenzie King says that one should celebrate Bastille Day on July 14th which is the French National Day.

Bette Davis is the spitting image of "Mary Jane's Last Dance / Tom Petty" CMI Boys, you reading this?

Proxy The Terminator is saying CIA Mission Impossible for the past few days is "Protection Shiv Akhand Bharat" #DST

A message for Hina Sid from  proxy Chakotay who says "No good deed goes unpunished". Also asks Hina Sid if "The Carol Burnett Show" has finally arrived in India and is she ready to replicate something similar?

If Barack Obama has read this book "My American Journey / Colin Powell", let me know of it cause "I want to come over". How now Brown cow.

"The best things in life are free" says proxy Thomas Jefferson and goes onto say "I can't quit you babe". Like father like son.

Proxy sub-team Dallas Burn says "Business before pleasure". Hina Sid, sharpen your horns, "Once and again" is the business part of it and "Ballad of Curtis and Loew" is the pleasure part. And you know Hina Sid what's a Thorn in the side? It is "Kiss and Tell How the Grinch Stole Christmas." I know you and me are stubborn as a mule but do you know who is more stubborn "Toad the Wet Sprocket".

Last I heard that Suresh Kalmadi after spending more than a hundred days behind bars for the Commonwealth Games Scam is still "Without Remorse".

Shweta Kakkar, I am "Losing my religion" after seeing the "Highlander" in "Pocahontas".

"Evergreen" P.S. Vijayalaxmi Live and Learn. Down at my uncle's place would be the hatching process for her second kid. God bless her pregnancy for which she is as determined as one would be if one is in for a penny and a pound. She reaches hometown Kodakara Thrissur alongwith son Ishaan and husband Mahipal "Monday Morning".

"My Generation" gathers rosebuds while we can.

Shweta Kakkar, Devil Incarnate, is Mother's Little Helper. Never Say Die Shweta Kakkar, You only live twice I Say that her new apartment should have a White Room Cream.

Working in a School's Out of question says proxy sub-team Houston Oilers.

Also mentions that "The Gang that couldn't shoot straight" are the "Talaxians"

~ A post by "Bloodline"

A few good men

A post siesta quick shortie.
Proxy "A few good men". Who are they? Proxy Tom Sawyer, proxy Arthur Meighen say, "Handsome is as handsome does".

Proxy "Pisces" says "Designing Women Truman Show".  Following message "Deep Impact".

Following message "Any port in a storm".

Following message "Your guess is as good as mine".

Following message "Get a handle on it". get a handle on what? On "The Sound of Music Lightsaber"

"Quito"

Off to pick nutmegs on the farm and then football coaching in the evenings

Today Hangaroo started with a proxy called Perseus online. Perseus is the story of the son of God who becomes a great fighter for humans. The next message on Hangaroo was "Let the dead bury the dead". That was what Perseus has to tell us.

The next message was by someone with a proxy called "Young Lust" and the message was "Good times roll".

The next message is something that I wish to tell all readers of this blog who might become all too familiar with this blog. The message was "Familiarity breeds contempt". So don't read this blog regularly. Revisit when you are bored with everything else.

There are various teams formed on Hangaroo by people with proxy names who make their own set of messages. For example, a proxy Yul Brynner from the Hangaroo sub-team Oakland Raiders says "Feels so good".

Another proxy, an expert on love called Dr. Strangelove has some advice for those who still haven't found love. And the message is "Crazy little thing called love easy as falling off the log."

It is 9.46 PM and the message is "Wash one's hands" as it is just about dinner time. After dinner I will continue with what Hangaroo wall so lovingly says, "The 'Wall Facts' of Life".

"The Wall" according to a proxy Jean-Luc Picard has what he calls it "The Witching Hour" in which many things are discussed in a speedy train fashion. And the next message is "Let's get the show on the road".

"I try" says another proxy called Smokey and the Bandit. To Smokey and his fella, I can only quote the next message, "He who hesitates is lost".

"The Establishment Howard Fast" is a proxy for a secret defence establishment of the CIA which comes on and off to pass certain important messages. Today it has showed itself as the sender of the earlier message that quoted "He who hesitates is lost".

"Turn the tables" message meaning another team has got ready to send a message. Let's see who it is. It is proxy Tycho Brahe from the sub-team Carolina Hurricanes. Hillary Swank a proxy for a lady from the Pentagon says "I know a little" which indicates that she knows a secret or two.

Dirk Kempthorne on behalf of Washington Capitals has created a new proxy for RAW and IB and called it "GIBRALTAR". Maybe because Gibraltar has the letters IB in it with RAW with a 'W' carried over the letter 'L'. If you didn't understand a word I said, not to worry. We are in the habit of creating complex proxies out here.

Another proxy person Jose Ferrer quotes through a message and says "Simply irresistable".

A lady proxy introduces herself. She is called "Rene Auberjonois". She is introduced as "A Miss is as good as a mile" to which Rene adds "Searchin my soul".

Barry Fitzgerald of the St. Louis Blues east of Eden says he is the Terminator and authoritatively mentions "Know which side your bread is buttered on."

"Touch me the doors" is the next wonder message as I hear my father closing the drawing room doors for the night

"Snake in the grassroots" is the next message. My dad should be careful in the farm these days as there are lot of snakes lurking around.

"Romeo and Juliet" is a proxy for my friend Ro and the message for him today is "Taj Mahal"

Toronto Raptors sub-team has a proxy 'Man for all seasons' and he says "M27" using another proxy 'Vulpecula' and goes on further to say "Mission Impossible". M27 is an ideal weapon for every rifleman in infantry missions in fact three people in every hit squad mission impossible must be issued oneThe M27 Infantry Automatic Rifle (IAR) is well known for its lightweight, the magazine-fed is approx 5.56mm weapon, The Infantry Automatic Rifle program introduced in the year 2005. The M27 comes with a bit of advice from 'Man for all seasons'. He says "No defense like a good offense. Put your best foot forward shogun. The devil's alternative.". To which there is a distant comment, "Oh Darling, The dogs of war".

Lewis Research Center wants to make a comment and the comment from there goes like this "He looks like death warmed over". Marlee Matlin and Charles Tupper proxies of the American establishment have an advice for their Indian counterparts proxied as "Managua Nicaragua" and the message is "Join together. Might makes right". The message to the Indian establishment continues, "For a reversal of fortune contact Gattaca and give the devil his due."

"Marisa Tomei" has "Scary Movie" written all over it, don't ask me why, I know the reason but I won't tell you and "Darth Vader's Suit" has "Men in Black" written following it.

Proxies Pavel Chekov and Trinity say "Chip away the stone".

Proxy Patrick Stewart says "Don't cry for me Argentina" now that Argentina is in the World Cup finals and compares the Territorial Army job to that of a security guard in a mall.

Proxy Annie Hall says "All my love tearin up my heart"

And the last message for the day "The End"

Earth: Final Conflict

Good Morning everyone.

Proxy Pernilla August started my day today saying "Earth: Final Conflict" indicating I should title my post by the same name.

"Pericles Prince of Tyre tore down" is the next message. Now my cousin Biju has this proxy called "Pericles Prince of Tyre" assigned to him long back since he is into the tyre business and is young and handsome. There was an impending journey from him to Kerala from Ahmednagar since his dad, my 82 year old fit as a fiddle uncle, got injured at the farm

The next message is "Blaster have a field day". Now everyone around knows that the Kochi Super League Football team owned by Tendulkar is called the Blasters and it seems they are on the field today

"Quit your bellyaching ghostbusters" is the next message from proxy sub-team Dallas Stars.

"The source lightsaber capable of honour touched by an angel" is the next message from proxy sub-team Colorado Rapids.

Proxy F. Murray Abraham calls Crooks fb Choor fb "The Green Knight" and wants me to play him the two songs "I go blind / Hootie and the Blowfish" and "Last child / Aerosmith". There job well done, I have posted the two songs to his wall.

The next message is "Joanie loves Chachi dancing in the light" meant for Karthik Nair.

"Blow your stack, you can't judge a book by it's cover" is the next message for everybody out there.

"The Right Stuff, The Thomas Crown Affair" is the next message indicating that what I had indicated to all our school past students about Headmistress Mrs. Thomas deserving but not getting the Principal's post in Dr. Mrs Erin. N. Nagarwalla Secondary School is a live topic for five years now and is exactly what Hangaroo is talking about.

Proxy John Calvin Coolidge and Titus King of Pain, two proxies from the C.I.A. have come online on Hangaroo and they show a picture of how the world looks at CIA by saying "The Earth, the sun, the rain color me bad".

Proxy Donna Reed talks about Proxy Jeri Ryan a friend Ryan that I know closely from the Defense Intelligence Agency and comments about him, "Misery makes strange bedfellows".

Proxy Rosalyn Eleanor Smith Carter starts by saying that she is "Against the wind" today and goes onto say "It's an ill-wind that blows no good" who? "The weakest link" reading this blog is "scared out of his wits" on reading this blog.

Proxy Mamie Geneva Doud Eisenhower exclaims "As the crow flies spitting image".

Sub-team Indianapolis Colts and sub-team Oakland Athletics wants everybody to listen to the song "Ode to my family / Cranberries" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMgEc3aaP80 and says "A man's word is as good as his bond".

Proxy Kevin Kline wants Karthik Nair to listen to the song "Fly like an eagle / Steve Miller Band. There. Song posted as a message on facebook.

"The Wall" says "Silent Honor" and goes onto say "Let's get the show on the road." The following message reads "Get while the gettin's good"

Proxy Elizabeth Taylor and Proxy Dr. Julian Bashir say "In one fell swoop, the tenth insight in the air tonight". They go onto add, "Kashmiris thick as thieves. Dead men tell no tales. That's the way it goes. Cock and bull story". Kashmiri is the name given to Kamal Hasan in the movie "Vishwaroopam" in which he is seen as working for the RAW. The latter comment was about this movie and RAW in general.

Captain James T. Kirk, another proxy, says "You got lucky" and goes onto say "Great oaks from little acorns grow.. Gattaca". "I don't know him from Adam" is the next message. If you don't know Gattaca, google Gattaca. "Deep inside you third eye blind" is the next message followed by "Wonderful Everclear".

"Little Mermaid keep your powder dry" is the following message for Misha Mathew, an ex-colleague from Mphasis, an HP company.

A Roller from the Defense Intelligence Agency says "Repulsorlift Environmental Science".

Proxy Ian McDiarmid says Meherburzin Irani is doing the "Graveyard Shift" and goes on to say that "It's the same old song and dance"

A message for Huntelaar from the Netherlands football team, "Love for football will never do without you".

"Coming of Age Damn Yankees" a comment about Parimal Dave and Nikhil Khedkar. "She bangs testimony of two men" is the following message.

"Wear your heart on the sleeve Rocket Man" is the next message

Proxy Boss Nass says "Money begets money" and goes onto say these are "Evil ways"

CIA says "Dragnet Sweet Thursday".

Proxy Maria Mitchell from the Defense Intelligence Agency wants me to listen to this video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_xRn2Ts8sI "Strange Currencies" by REM.

Proxy Juliette Binoche says "Tomorrow never dies Mr. Mehendale. Happy?"

E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial says "The way to a man's heart is the stomach. The real me".

Goes onto say that "The seven bridges road" in Bangalore is "Heaven".

Also says "ABC's wide world of sports upset the apple cart" and that "The Money Game" is "Cujo".

"The Tontine Crime doesn't pay" says proxy Glenda Jackson.

"The Green Hornet" the lawyer my friend Syed Salman Ali needs to listen to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyANFcnrM8I "Where do you go / No mercy"

And Mr. Mehendale needs to listen to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw3cIx0Ai24 "Renegade / Styx" I am going to post it to him as a facebook message.

The next message is quite a bitter one about my friend Ro. "Bringing on the heartbreak. Ro is between the devil and the deep blue sea."

Another message from another proxy "Barking dogs seldom bite."

A message about my bro Appu "Battle of bunker hill. Captain of his soul"

Sub-team San Antonio Spurs says "Birds of a feather flock together".

"Rise and shine" "Forgive and forget Green acres" "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPYx1keOkBU music basic instinct." "Everybody wants you back on the road again".

"Curtain"

Post Script:

After feedback from yesterdays post:
"Creep, a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. I've been doing this for 7 years now. So don't consider me fit for the mental asylum without enough knowledge about the process about ships that pass in the night."